In the annual Halloween show, Dan interviews his aunt Meryl, a 50-something woman who eats candy like she's five. She shares her tips for adults who still want to score tons of Halloween candy, explains why candy corn is ideal for eating in bed, and equates animal crackers to cereal. Plus, a new feature on The Sporkful -- a caller in every show! This week Dan mediates a dispute between roommates about the merits of cereal without milk.